While FaceTiming my cousin, she described me as being relatable yet cringy, so this blog will be about that and my 3 am monologues & life experiences. I have serious stories as well, but my aim is to be funny and make fun of life. (so please comment if I wasn’t)

My name is Kevin Alexander Perez, and I’m the fourth of seven siblings. I was born and raised in Texas to a pair of Honduran parents that dislike each other. I later came out to them, and now my mom goes to drag shows while my dad attends church. By writing a lot of pity-me-I’m-poor stories to colleges to accept me, I ended up attending Lewis & Clark College to be another percent for diversity and inclusivity! I graduated with a bachelor’s degree in English literature and minors in Russian & art history in Spring 2023. I have traveled to various countries and always find myself in weird situations. Every now and then, some can be life-threatening or mentally draining, but why not make fun of them since I survived… so far.